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Next time I see a boy/girl couple making out and shit in public, I’m gonna shout at them, “I’M OK WITH YOU BEING STRAIGHT AND ALL, BUT COULD YOU NOT FLAUNT IT SO MUCH? I’M HAVING A HARD TIME EXPLAINING IT TO THE CHILDREN.”
"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"
"I have a phobia of tennis balls. Tennis comes on, I have to get out of the room.”
imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian
My icon is Moriarty
Um… Mine is an anti-demon symbol… I don’t really know how this is going to work…
MY ICON IS MISHA AND JARED I AM FUCKING SET
"omg how can yOU HATE THE DARKLING HE’S SO ROMANTIC?!?!?!"
right yeah I forgot about that..
""No", he said gently as he folded me in his arms. He pressed a kiss to the top of my hair. "I will strip away all that you know, all that you love, until you have no shelter but me.""