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Next time I see a boy/girl couple making out and shit in public, I’m gonna shout at them, “I’M OK WITH YOU BEING STRAIGHT AND ALL, BUT COULD YOU NOT FLAUNT IT SO MUCH? I’M HAVING A HARD TIME EXPLAINING IT TO THE CHILDREN.”

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

(Source: taeshidiary)

If a cow said “hello” to you, you would say “moo”.

(Source: ashtcnsirwin)

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

dw:

me after i shave

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TV Show Meme | [2/5] Male Characters -> Hiro Nakamura

"Every hero must learn his purpose. Then he’ll be tested and called to greatness."

(Source: superhiro)

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

(Source: apkehctoh)

"I have a phobia of tennis balls. Tennis comes on, I have to get out of the room.”

(Source: kittyypryde)

itsamemarielle:

the only valentines present i will accept

itsamemarielle:

the only valentines present i will accept

(Source: itsde-lightful)

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

allineedisa67chevyimpala:

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

My icon is Moriarty

Um… Mine is an anti-demon symbol… I don’t really know how this is going to work…

MY ICON IS MISHA AND JARED I AM FUCKING SET

ianoshea:

"omg how can yOU HATE THE DARKLING HE’S SO ROMANTIC?!?!?!"

right yeah I forgot about that..

""No", he said gently as he folded me in his arms. He pressed a kiss to the top of my hair. "I will strip away all that you know, all that you love, until you have no shelter but me.""

Romantic